Shorter than you think Adult Engraved with a dash of

Engraved with a dash of humor and a heap of truth

rosy cheeks

This laser-engraved

bold festive red design

Bold colours to brighten up any room

Shorter than you think Adult Engraved with a dash ofAttention, gentlemen! Before you step up, take a deep breath, and lets have a moment of honesty your aim needs work, and your measurements? Well, lets just say "man inches" arent real. This laser engraved, hand painted, and vinyl wrapped sign is the subtle (but not so subtle) reminder that standing closer is always a good idea. Handmade by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, its the perfect mix of humour and practicality. Precision Laser Engraving