Out of Breath Hiking Society-Funny Hiking T-Shirt Size:2XL and packed a snack bar

and packed a snack bar shaped like a bear

Designed with a relaxed

You have a compulsion with better views

This one's for hikers who treat "unplugging" as a competitive sport and the trailhead as the only signal that matters

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Out of Breath Hiking Society-Funny Hiking T-Shirt Size:2XL and packed a snack barMembership requirements: show up. That's it. That's the whole application. No fitness test. No minimum pace. No judgment on how many breaks you took on that last switchback. If you made it to the trailhead, you're in. The Out of Breath Hiking Society welcomes all members the slow ones, the wheezing ones, the ones who needed five stops on a "moderate" trail, and the ones who told everyone it was easy afterward. Wear your membership with pride. 100%