Calm Your Tits - Boob Magnet w/Card Color:Turquoise A sweet little Amanita muscaria

A sweet little Amanita muscaria mushroom ornament attached to the front of a mailable greeting card

But even in this dystopian hellscape

Not an innuendo at all

these coastal creatures will remind your customers of their vacation for years to come

this birthday card features a laser-engraved roadrunner magnet

Calm Your Tits - Boob Magnet w/Card Color:Turquoise A sweet little Amanita muscariaCalm Your Tits! A gentle yet important reminder. Packaged in a biodegradable cellophane sleeve with a corresponding envelope. Magnet is hand painted 1 8" baltic birch plywood. Super strong rare earth magnet. Blank inside. Extra postage required for mailing (totally worth it).