Hiking Is My Retirement Plan — Funny Hiking T-Shirt Size:M For every hiker who has

For every hiker who has stood at the top

CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches) XS 34 ⅝ 26 ¾ 37 S 36 ¼ 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝ M 37 ¾ 29 ⅞ 40 ⅛ L 41 33 ⅛ 43 ¼ XL 44 ⅛ 36 ¼ 46 ½ 2XL 47 ¼ 39 ⅜ 49 ⅝ 3XL 50 ⅜ 42 ½ 52 ¾

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• Open-end yarn

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Hiking Is My Retirement Plan — Funny Hiking T-Shirt Size:M For every hiker who hasNo 401(k). No portfolio. No financial advisor returning your calls. Just a pair of worn in boots and a vague plan to keep walking uphill until something gives out. This is the shirt for people whose retirement strategy is "die on a trail somewhere nice." It won't fix your finances. It will, however, hold up wash after wash, mile after mile, while you ignore the spreadsheet. Printed on a tee soft, true to size, and built to survive more abuse than your