You're the Human Equivalent of a Gas Station Microwave Burrito – Funny Roast Shirt Size:M Start Every Morning on a

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Wide size range: XS through 5XL — inclusive sizing for everyone

Sizes Available: From XS to 4XL for every sarcastic soul

You're the Human Equivalent of a Gas Station Microwave Burrito – Funny Roast Shirt Size:M Start Every Morning on aMildly toxic. Questionably warm. Unforgettable. Say what everyones thinkingwith maximum snark and zero chill. This bold, hilarious tee is the ultimate passive aggressive roast for that one person whos always doing the most in the worst way. Great for roast battles, awkward family gatherings, and sending subliminal messages to your least favorite coworker. Big block typography with retro roast energy Soft, comfortable fitunlike the burrito Unisex